To all of the guys out there who took part in No-Shave November: Damn.

I have to be honest guys, if I let my neck beard shit go for more than 2 days I turn into a raving maniac. I just can’t take it and I know my wife would kick me in the balls for sporting such a neck beard in the first place. She’s been to GenCon and looked out upon the ocean of gamers. She knows.

— Brian