MEGA-UPDATE-ONE: 

Hey everyone. I just wanted to post a quick message and let you know that I have not died or anything. I know posts are a little delayed at the moment and that is because it turns out that I am dealing with a REALLY nasty respiratory infection (they think it was bronchitis that went untreated that got worse). However, I have hardcore meds now and I am taking *grumble* a few days off *grumble* to rest up, but I will be back very, very soon.
My sincere apologies for the delay on your content
Brian

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