Ah the “Town Crier”. That guy at the table who is equal parts douchebag and Rain Man. He feels the need to shout out your check results before you’ve had an opportunity to do the math yourself. Worst of all is that in most cases, he doesn’t say it to you. He goes straight to the DM.

I’ve wanted to use Rolly the Rowl for a while now to pass along some table etiquette to any of the newcomers to gaming who may be reading this comic. I hope you find the advice useful. If you’re ever at a table with me, I’ll certainly appreciate it.

Speaking of tables, I’ll be at GenCon this year. I’ll make sure to have a tag or some such on my badge and please feel free to say hello. I love meeting you guys and sharing a some laughs.