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The Captain pisses his pants as a free action.
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Hope Never Withers – Part Nine

Chapter: Season Nine
└ Tags: Innsmouth Garden Society
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  1. K Scott Ross
    November 19, 2018, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

    This is legitimately frightening. Holy cow.

  2. Nate Delk
    November 19, 2018, 4:09 pm | # | Reply

    Man do I love the Innsmouth Garden Society storylines. This is brilliant.

  3. Harr0wed
    November 19, 2018, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

    Oh sh*t! Officer Carilse is getting tossed straight into the deep end! That’s some scary stuff.

    • Kaiden
      November 19, 2018, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

      This is Innsmouth. There is no shallow end.

      • Robin Bobcat
        November 20, 2018, 2:19 am | # | Reply

        Nor is there an end to the deep.

        • Pax
          November 22, 2018, 9:45 am | # | Reply

          Oh, but there are MANY ends IN the Deep. Most of them quite unpleasant. Indeed, It hink I hear YOURS coming along right now … ::evil laugh::

          • Harrr0wed
            November 23, 2018, 1:29 am | # | Reply

            Oh, I’ve had plenty of ends in Innsmouth.

  4. Matt
    November 19, 2018, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    It seems that someone has pooped in my pants while I was wearing them.

    • Robin Bobcat
      November 20, 2018, 2:20 am | # | Reply

      Seems to be going around.

    • DrukenDru
      November 20, 2018, 10:47 am | # | Reply

      I hate it when that happens!

  5. Fred Hicks
    November 19, 2018, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

    Hell with the Captain, *I’m* pissing my pants as a *bonus* action.

  6. Stefinatrix
    November 19, 2018, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    Everyone make a sanity roll!

  7. Izenmaam
    November 19, 2018, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

    I physically recoiled from my screen. This is amazing.

  8. Knicholas
    November 19, 2018, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    I was going to make a snarky comment like “This is why I avoid drinks with umbrellas”, but DAMN!!

    • raven0ak
      November 26, 2018, 12:49 pm | # | Reply

      what if it was umbrella corp all along?

      • Brian
        November 26, 2018, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

        In before Tyrant arrives.

  9. Deoxy
    November 19, 2018, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    Hope may not wither, but it apparently pukes something awful.

    Also, wow, THAT is one convenient way to travel to travel, eh? Well, FAST, anyway… the cleanup takes away from the “convenient” part a bit.

    • Jdorr
      November 20, 2018, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

      Something tells me that cleanup isn’t particularly high on the terrifying horrors priorities

  10. Robin Bobcat
    November 20, 2018, 2:21 am | # | Reply

    NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOD

  11. Oneironaut
    November 20, 2018, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    Hope Officer Carlisle brought a cannon with her… (O.o)’

  12. Jim
    November 20, 2018, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    Deputy, bring me my brown pants!

  13. BLAMM!
    November 20, 2018, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry, but pissing provokes attacks of opportunity.

  14. Pyrpyr
    November 20, 2018, 11:10 am | # | Reply

    NOW she instantly properly addresses Carlisle as Officer, lol

  15. Andy
    November 20, 2018, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    The only answer is to run and then come back with dynamite.

  16. TB
    November 20, 2018, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    “Pull your weapon!”

    “I have … I have a STICK!”

  17. Mr. Casual
    November 20, 2018, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah . . . gonna need more than a billy club for that. My hunch.

    • Robin Bobcat
      November 21, 2018, 2:27 am | # | Reply

      Depends. Certain beings, especially the fae, are vulnerable to wood. Oak, rowan, and rose being the most common. And vampires need a stake through the heart.

      • Sean Murphy
        January 9, 2019, 11:36 am | # | Reply

        Although technically, outside of Hollywood, the stake does not end them. It only immobilizes them so that they may be decapitated and/or dismembered, stuffed with garlic, blessed and bound, etc.

  18. Tsapki
    November 21, 2018, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    And the terrible memories keep coming back! After Maggie literally vomited up her own guts and viscera, the Mage used her remains as a puppet to talk with us and tell her how disappointed she was that we chose to oppose her with such a pathetic force.

  19. Robin Bobcat
    November 22, 2018, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    I suspect strongly that the Captain will be the next casualty of this bit of nastiness.

    Also, Cathrine is the only one of the group who knew what they were facing…

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